Brazil Beach Girl

Used in the right strategic place which vegetable could turn me into a babe magnet at the beach this summer?

Public Comments

1. banana?
2. none your an idiot if you want to be a babe magnet build you mucles and get some tats
3. two red radishes and a long crookneck - I'm an idiot too and used mango's - but the seagulls dive bombed my bathing suit top and all that juice ran down into the sea.
4. An overly large mushroom on your head it will offer welcome shade to the laidees you however will look an idiot, but an idiot with 3 or 4 hot babes pressed close to him win win glad to help send a picture I love a laugh
5. Crook-neck squash. Go big or go home.
6. Green bean
7. I agree with the use of a crookneck but mind don't let it slide towards the back of your speedo... Crash! Gads but that was embarrassing, all those people pointing and shouting "OMG that speedo wearing well hung cat just poohed in the water! "
8. Cute little dogs work way better than vegetables.
9. http://vocaroo.com/?media=viUX3DRv21Lj7c83z
10. a cucumber and some kiwis. lol
11. try and get any of these... especially the phallic ones... http://www.nuffy.net/misc/pics/unusually-shaped-vegetables.html
12. Whatever you do, don't try habanero peppers........ that's not the right way to look hot!!!
13. two duct-taped kiwis should do the trick
14. any politician, placed at a strategic point the babes will see only the politician and you, As the average politician has the vacant far away look coupled with the IQ of an onion and the looks and personality of an Ugli Fruit, there should not be a problem.
15. waoh dude is that a carrot in your speedos or are you just harvesting your garden